SEATTLE'S ONLY TOTALLY SECRET All-VIP BOUTIQUE NIGHTCLUB!!

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Our Philosophy

Keeping a secret as big as this in Seattle is no easy feat. Trust us. But we're still D/L, under the radar, and beneath the streets. Nobody knows who we are. Or where we are. Those holding the "Golden Ticket" know. But do you?

Be Somebody

We know that you want your inner life to be more than just being a Nobody. 


If you're ready.


And if you can find us.


Maybe you can be a Somebody.



Contact for further instructions

Next clue arrives in the coming days.

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QUESTIONS?

Interested in getting your hands on a "Golden Ticket?"? Drop us a line, and we'll talk. 

NEOSEALTH

Seattle's only secret all-VIP Club

206-120-2201

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Fri

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Sun

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